Life's too short to be drinking crappy coffee and crying over boys who don't care...

 

alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

sloth-grunge:

*sees dog while in the car*

*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight* 

animationalley:

do you ever start eating something and think “man i don’t even want this”

but then you just keep eating it