Life's too short to be drinking crappy coffee and crying over boys who don't care...

 

I read several dozen stories a year from miserable, lonely guys who insist that women won’t come near them despite the fact that they are just the nicest guys in the world.

..I’m asking what do you offer? Are you smart? Funny? Interesting? Talented? Ambitious? Creative? OK, now what do you do to demonstrate those attributes to the world? Don’t say that you’re a nice guy — that’s the bare minimum.

“Well, I’m not sexist or racist or greedy or shallow or abusive! Not like those other douchebags!”

I’m sorry, I know that this is hard to hear, but if all you can do is list a bunch of faults you don’t have, then back the fuck away..

..Don’t complain about how girls fall for jerks; they fall for those jerks because those jerks have other things they can offer. “But I’m a great listener!” Are you? Because you’re willing to sit quietly in exchange for the chance to be in the proximity of a pretty girl (and spend every second imagining how soft her skin must be)? Well guess what, there’s another guy in her life who also knows how to do that, and he can play the guitar. Saying that you’re a nice guy is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that the food doesn’t make you sick. You’re like a new movie whose title is This Movie Is in English, and its tagline is “The actors are clearly visible”.

David Wong, 6 Harsh Truths That Will Make You a Better Person

This never gets old. 

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garbageurl:

i keep trying to get my boyfriend and parents to train in gun shooting, foraging, and other relevant apocalypse skills but nobody will listen to me. i just want to build an apocalypse team out of my most treasured loved ones but apparently they want to die while i cower in my mountain compound. this has been bothering me for months. 

A great relationship is about two things: First, appreciating the similarities and second, respecting the differences.

(via psych-facts)

Women don’t like being told what to do unless they’re naked.

That awkward moment when you watch a movie from your childhood and finally understand all the “dirty” jokes!

nayx:

social media is destroying our planet! no one talks to each other. people’s mouths are shrinking and vanishing. yesterday i sent a text message and a nearby tree fell over and instantly died. a sinkhole opened up because of all the time we wasted on youtube